Written In Stone

Written In Stone

The Baconist Directive

A new religion, an ancient way of life

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Stone Bryson
May 16, 2025
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I have been hearing good things about starting a cult for years now, and since I ever endeavor to embrace ‘good things?’ I have decided to give it a go.

Feel free to join. There are no dues, no slavish rituals, no kowtowing to the demands of The Glorious Leader (largely because I am a few shades removed from ‘glorious,’ and also way too lazy for all tho…

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