Note: This is pulled from the latest edition of the Three-Dot Tablet; I decided to feature it as a standalone, Web-Only Drop, because - as absurd as it is - the underlining message has the potential to affect us all.
Also, I love any excuse to generate pics of cows, because they are awesome. And chickens - I like them chickens, too - but for now we’ll keep the focus on our bovine friends…
In case you were wondering when we would finally peak in our insane pursuit of absolute ‘ClownWorld.’
Now. The time is now…
Flatulence tax: Denmark agrees deal for livestock emissions levy
BBC World
I still don’t believe it, although to be honest? I should not be surprised…
Denmark has agreed on how to implement the world’s first tax on agricultural emissions, including flatulence by livestock. This comes after months of negotiations between the country’s major parties, farmers, the industry, trade unions and environmental groups. The Green Tripartite agreement was first announced in June.
Taxing flatulence. Take a moment to fully absorb that: Fart taxes.
Of course, the whole ‘livestock emissions’ narrative is thinly-based on ridiculous, anti-science ‘science’… but we already know that. We know the ‘science’ which bolsters and peddles ‘human-caused climate change’ is a Globalist psyop, and we know the ultimate goal is absolute control over us lowly commoners.
Well, those of us who are aware know, anyhow. That noted, many of those who had not yet been exposed to such ideas are starting to become aware; they are observing the absurdity which surrounds us, and have started asking questions.
And “collecting taxes on flatulence?” Yeah, that might be one of those bizarre policies which causes more than a few inquiries to rise.
The machinations behind this are simple: Tax the farmers out of existence until there are no cattle left (while maintaining a prime stock for their own benefit - after all, you don’t honestly think the ‘elites’ are going to surrender their steaks… now do you?).
This, combined with many other beef-and-milk psyops, will eventually drive said-farmers (along with the rural folks who rely upon them) into their fifteen-minute monstro-cities… and force us Average Citizens to consume their insect repasts and unnatural, lab-grown ‘foods’… and elevate the Authority-accessible (and thus very dangerous) electric vehicles…
… and on and on, until you get to the point where, “You own nothing.” But at least you’ll be ‘happy’… am I right?
Of course, all of this gets them closer to their final goal, the one they must attain to achieve absolute power over our minds, bodies, and souls: To completely and utterly disconnect us from our Natural selves… from Nature Itself.
It is happening in Europe, right now, as evidenced by this story; do not think for one instance it cannot happen here. We are getting a respite in this moment, to plan and prepare, but those who desire this vile, dystopian future?
They will be back…
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No fucking way!!! Fart tax?? What’s it going to take for people to open their fucking eyes ? Their assholes sewn shut?? Something like 90% of the population is just going to lay down and let their governments kill them off is the sad fucking truth, well the government says it’s best that we die honey it’s our duty!!! I’m mean they’ve already pumped us full of poison and sewn our assholes shut, even with all the farts gone were just breathing to much air. I wish this was funny because it should be , but people are this brain raped!!!
You’ve heard they are now feeding cows an anti-flatulence chemical that causes birth defects and low birth rates overall. And that’s just a side effect we know about but much of is not known nor reported so it’s a ticking time bomb. It has the potential over time to eradicate cows in general and God only knows what to humans who consume the tainted meat.